This summer we’re trying to see the land o’ lakes from the lake’s perspective, rather than just the land’s. On our maiden voyage in the Coleman Ram-X we paddled the Phalen Lake chain, in Maplewood, MN.
Captains log: Discovered strange lily pad formations and met bald eagle with glowing eye on Kohlman Lake. Caught in heavy downpour, tornado sirens sounding, no shelter in sight, on Gervais – youngest of crew nearly lost at sea. Soaked to britches, waited out storm under tunnel between Gervais and Spoon. Authorized children to pee their own pants – mutiny averted. Ordered crew to swab deck.